Rufmouth Says :: RUF BEATS CHARTS
Update September 5th 2003

Been a real busy summer here at Ruf Beats. Firstly I want to thank those companies that chose to keep sending me records, nice one. I’ve played some very, very bizarre anti war events in the last few months, seeing Mark Thomas in his wife’s dress outside US NSA Menwith Hill in Yorkshire was top banana. Great to see some music reflecting these strange days too, big up all the great artists saying something and not letting the cynical, critical press get to them for standing up for what they believe in. Special mentions in this area must go to Blur, 3D, Life and Michael Franti. My book “9-11 was a joke” is coming together slowly but it has been a bit like peeling an onion… layer after layers and a few tears shed etc but I feel I’ve not only got a very good idea that went on that day but that the bigger picture has started to be revealed. After a few months chasing crop circles, meeting alien abductee’s etc life has started getting very strange but I’ve always thought fact was stranger than fiction anyway… it’s certainly more interesting to. Man if only I had a Scully come and help me investigate the dark, that would be nice, kinda like XXX files.

Taking a break from the label for a while to learn this new 24 track digital … dare I say it “computerised” (Yikes !!!) studio. I hope to have my new RUFMOUTH material out next year to coincide with the book and the launch of a huge new original website (more news at 11 folks).

On the gig side things have got really busy again. Despite not being booked for either Glastonbury or tribal gathering, I still went to both, admittedly though, the Glastonbury gig I went to was all UFO’s, Crop Circles and Sacred Geometry, and Tribal Gathering I had to go as a punter… ha well Gerald and UFO yes, yes, yes but a bit sad seeing the Scratch Pervs and Yoda reduced to playing jiggy crowd pleasers and gimmicks. Never mind maybe they just don’t get the Warehouse idea! However I have played Oxford, Stoke, Newcastle, Bristol recently. I also have got a new night “the Funk Soul Brothers” with DJ Stan Lee @ debees in Winsford (Mid Cheshire don’t you know) and a regular Thursday gig in ManchestO… lucking forward soon to getting more proper RUFMOUTH shows – first hour is me dropping beats and rhymes along with humorous knowledge and facts about this New World Ordeuf thing, before launching into a JEEP BEAT type party rocking eclectic set, heavy on either hip hop or breaks depending on where I’m swinging it and what’s in my way. Anyway thanks again folks… stay tuned… the revolution will not be televised… first contact will be before 2012 and don’t worry I have it on good authority that only the ignorant will be killed… whilst this means losing some of our collective oneness… it also means in the words of the immortal Bill Hicks “Hurray… good… we lost another moron, hey I can feel the world getting lighter”. Cheers for your time.. move on up…
 RUFMOUTH's pisstaken chart – printed in 2003 by HHC
10. 9xSHOT "I've been shot - buy my records" US DEF APE 12"
9. TALENTLESS MC "Check me boobies" US PROMO TITTY SHAPED PIC DISC
8. LONDON CONNECTION "I is a big weed dealer" UK WEEDTALK 12"
7. RUF DADDY "Return of hip house" UK BANDWAGON WAX EP
6. CWACK SELLERZ "You up for the crack (we got it)" US BANGED UP
5. MUSICAL YOUTH "When fame goes wrong - ribbit" UK 2 DOWN 12"
4. DIZZIE BASTARDS "In this for money and Fuck All else" UK USE LESS 12"
3. COPYCATS "This ain't a Timberland production but it sure as hell sounds
exactly the same" UK DRAGON TOWN 12"
2. MISSY ELLIOT "Wannabee" (Ultra hype version of the SPICE GIRLS big hit!
You better get with her friends) US MCA 12"
1. SONY DRUG LAUNDERING ALLSTARS "The real drug dealers" US 9-11 DESTROYED RECORDS LP
RUFMOUTH’s 10 items prove that 9-11 is a joke!
APRIL 2003 STILL STUCK IN WRITING MY “9-11 IS A JOKE” BOOK SO TO GIVE YOU SOME SOURCES THAT HAVE BEEN INVALUABLE TO ME SPREADING THE WORD CHECK OUT THIS VERY UNUSUAL TOP TEN – HOP EYOU GUYS CAN USE IT AND GET IT PRINTED ANYWHERE FOR PEOPLE INTERESTED IN WHAT’S REALLY HAPPENING TO THIS LITTLE PLANET
10. RUFMOUTH 9-11 is a joke article – in UNDERCOVER MAGAZINE and 4 page flyer!
9. NAFEEZ MOSADDEQ AHMED The war on freedom BOOK via www.Thewaronfreedom.com
8. THE TRUTH AND LIES OF 9-11 (US VIDEO) Officially documented proof / hidden agenda!
7. “9-11 is a joke” T SHIRTS (4 designs in stock now)
6. DAVID ICKE Alice in wonderland and the trade centre disaster via www.davidicke.com
5. DECEPTION DOLLARS (Great pisstake $$$ copy with key investigative websites on)
4. THIERRY MAYSSAN 9/11 The big lie BOOK via www.carnot.fr
3. JIM MARRS The war on freedom BOOK via www.jimmarrs.com
2. www.911pi.com (The US peoples investigative website into the lies of 9/11)
1. YOUR INSTINCTS
RUFMOUTH’s UK angels delights!
10. JAY GLAZE & ROD HOTLEY Get a grip UK Chopped Herring 12”
(great tongue in cheek 3 track EP from another MCR crew)
9. ROLA and DR CHROME Out of the frame UK Alien Earth 7”
(tidy 7” release with brand new ROLA (Numskullz mc)
8. RI RA Liquidized demons IRISH All city 12”
(brilliant moody b side to 25 o clock in the morning – big single )
7. DIVERSION TACTICS No ConseUKences UK Boot 7”
(great naughty 7” er taking J Zones track to new places)
6. UNLEASHED BY SCIENCE and DJ SKULLY Components of competition UK DMC 12”
(ace ltd 12” and on mix CD)
5. LIFE Slaves revenge UK Zebra Traffic 2xLP/CD
(yet another big track with heavy lyrics from the awesome “Everyday Life “ set)
4. KEITH LAWRENCE & MYSTRO Step by step UK Muzik-ED 12”
(corkin battle rhymes from rated London MC)
3. KLASHNEKOFF feat KYZA and SCRIBBLA Parrowdice UK Kemet 12”
(huge cut on a ruff tip)
2. CAPPO Learn to be strong UK Zebra Traffic promo 12”
(stunning mellow yet rough as fuck big tune off forthcoming album)
1. K DELIGHT Still getting mine UK Ruf Beats RUF039CD
(big mad cut up track off “Headfucking breaks – the wonder years dope new MIX CD)
RUF BEATS presents Radio Fresh TOP TEN April 2003
10. SAUL WILLIAMS Not in my name 12” (Ninja tune)
Yeh Fuck George Bush – fictitious president starts fictious wars
9. DJ SKULLY Champion Sounds 12”/CD (DMC)
Blinding new 4 track EP taken off his scratchy new mix set
8. LOW LIFE MAIN COURSES comp 2xLP/CD (Low Life)
Pure scrumptious eats from the Low Life family cookin’ it
7. PITMAN It takes tea 7” (Son)
Hilarious sarcastic drawling Northern miner in Rob Base shocker!!
6. DYNAMO PRODUCTIONS Ananlogue 2xLP/CD (Illicit)
Andy Smith and Scott hendy heating uptempo breaks
5. LIFE Everyday Life 2xLP/CD (Zebra Traffic)
The Phi Life Cypher emcee drops a staggering solid solo set
4. MR LIF Live from the plantation COL PIC DISC 12” (Def Jux)
Bright and beautiful picture disc of albums standout
3. RI RA 25 o’clock in the morning 12” (All city)
Hugely original wax from ex SCARY EIRE mc from Dublin
2. JEEP BEAT COLLECTIVE Technics Chainsaw massacre 3xLP/2xCD
the US anthology of the best of their first 3 original scratch albums and got in David Toops Rap Attack books 3rd edition as one of the best 100 recent hip hop lp’s
1. DJ FORMAT Music for the mature B Boy 2xLP/CD (Geniune)
A fine set from J5’s tour DJ and cut n paste addict
RUFMOUTH’s TOP TEN reading list April 2003
10. SCOTT RITTER and WILLIAM RIVERS PITT War on Iraq (PROFILE BOOKS)
Conclusive proof that Iraq has disarmed and that Iraq is a fictitious war by a fictitious un-elected US government
9. RUSS KICK and VARIOUS You are being lied to (THE DISINFORMATION COMPANY LTD – check them at www.disinfo.com)
Immense collection of essays by the world’s best free journalists and free thinkers. Breathtaking in its diverse subjects. This will fuck with your head and re-educate your brain washed fucking grey matter boyee!
8. JOHN O’FARREL The best a man can get (BLACK SWAN)
Great book for anyone suffering young children ruin your life syndrome or considering dropping a sprog. Very, very funny and very true!
7. DAVID TOOP Rap Attack 3rd edition (SERPENTS TALE)
Written in 1984 and twice updated since – this is an amazing document of the very early hip hop history, well away from the now mass marketed jiggyness and therefore an important inspirational tool for hip hop lovers. Packed full of old skool anecdotes and rare photographs plus with 3 x lists of 100 classics records including some fucking fools called JEEP BEAT COLLECTIVE… how de hell did we get in there I hear you say? Cos we classic KID!
6. Ego Trips – Big book of Racism (EGO TRIP)
Not read this yet but knowing their last train spotting mission the Ego Trip Book of rap lists (which JEEP BEAT were in too, punk!) it is bound to be a mad read.
5. THEIRRY MEYSSAN 9/11 The Big Lie (French – Carnot)
The first book that confirmed my deep routed suspicion that the secret elite rulers of the US planned and carried out the 9/11 attacks deliberately to justify the US invasion of the Middle East and Asia, as well as further locking down our freedom’s and access/right to information.
The proof hits you within a few pages with the ridiculous Pentagon “plane” story totally destroyed and left looking like the TOTAL LIE it was and is.
4. HUNTER S THOMPSON Better than Sex (Black Swan)
Great, angry running commentary on the 1992 US Presidential race with great pisstakes along the wild, wild ride.
3. CYNTHIA TRU American Scream, The Bill Hicks story (SIDGEWICK & JACKSON)
The excellent, moving story of the most truthful and painfully funny comic of the last century.
2. DAVID ICKE Alice in wonderland and the World Trade Center Disaster (why the official story of 9/11 is a monumental lie) – Bridge of Love Publications USA (check www.david.icke.com) Icke covers in staggering depth the full forces at work behind this self inflicted atrocity and details how the official version falls down like the House Of Cards it is under the slightest inspection.
1. RUSS KICK and VARIOUS Everything you know is wrong ((THE DISINFORMATION COMPANY LTD – check them at www.disinfo.com) The newest collection of essays on the conspiratory and controversial includes parts on the new mystery men involved with the Columbine massacre, Waco and 9/11 amongst many other wider worldwide lies.
JEEP BEAT COLLECTIVE
In the dj box all year for 2002

10. V/A De La Soul collection (Strictly Breaks) 2xLP
Every big assed break they used, dope for dropping in.
9. BEASTIE BOYS Alive REMIX (White) 12”
Massive MOHWAKS naughty remix been wrecking floors all year
8. CRANKCASE The tale of the stolen funk (Crankcase) 12”
Ugly Ducklings Andy C still cracks me up with Limp Bizcuit diss!
7. NINA SIMONE Funkier than a mosquito’s tweeter (Jazzman) 7”
Screaming breakbeat funk “always rapping bout the same old thing!”
6. EDAN Mic manipulator EP (Lewis entertainment) 12”
Banging 4 tracker with insts not on Lp so great to piss other dj’s off
5. KRAFTY KUTS feat A SKILLZ Peaches / Trick of…(Fingerlickin”) 12”
Makes the club feel like summer and a familiar Jeep beat scratch too on the extremely dope mad edited b side. The best kind of robbing buggers.
4. DJ SHADOW Lesson 4 (Hollywood basic) 12”
Great for the breakers, beat spotters and for cutting over like a twat
3. ULTRAMAGNETIC MC’s Original Ego Trips EP (White) 12”
Old raw CED GEE ruffneck drums – Chorus Line, Ego Trippin, Funky etc
2. JIMI BENTLEY SOUND Apache (Espionage) 7”
Still quite shocking holiday camp originated funk rock anthem done before THE hip hop break version we all know and love.
1. BILLY CONNELY Live at the Albert hall (Virgin) LP
You simply can’t front on a record that calls the president of the USA “A fucking nutter”. Showstopping!
RUF BEATS - Best selling US albums 2002
10. NECRO Gory days (Psycho logical)
9. OLIVER HART Many faces of Oliver Hart (Rhymesayers)
8. MR LIF Emergency rations / I phantom (Def Jux)
7. V/A Strictly for the B Boys (M –Zee compilation)
6. ATMOSPHERE God loves Ugly (Rhymesayers)
5. BRAINTAX Biro Funk (Low life)
4. JURASSIC 5 Power in numbers (Interscope)
3. RJD2 Dead ringers (Def Jux)
2. EDAN Primitive Plus (Lewis Entertainment)
1. BLACKALICIOUS Blazing arrow (MCA)

 

 
 

 

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